Sunday, May 21, 2006

If I Knew You Were Coming, I'd Have Added Text Ads 

From: [Operative]
To: Alex Pareene
Date: May 21, 2006 2:38 AM
Subject: You better talk to her about it, you're her blogger now

You understand that it was a reference to the fact that the first thing that comes to mind when someone says "internet videos" is porn, and the first funny porn joke I could think of is the ping-pong ball thing, innit? Since when are ping-pong balls a prop used solely by Asian whores? Assuming that that is an actual thing that is done, rather than a really cheap, easy joke? Hell, I would think whores would be above that kind of thing anyway...it's really more of a stripper gimmick.

Anyway, I just enjoy the fact that Malkin thinks I'm the "bottom of the barrel." It's a shame that you have to bear the brunt of the U R SO GAY assault.

I'm sorry if I offended Asians or women in general. I just meant to insult Malkin.

That said, it is kind of funny.

I couldn't resist sharing this minuscule little brouhaha with [old friends] on the way to Grumpy's NE, and their collective response, of course, was, "Who the fuck is Michelle Malkin?"

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