Saturday, March 31, 2007

What Does This Mean 


Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Happy Boxing Day 


Sunday, September 17, 2006

This Can't Possibly Help My YouTube Browsing 


Thursday, August 17, 2006

Can't We Just Ban Grad Students? 

Oh, christ.

I look forward to the installation of NYPD-approved minders at, say, the rockstar bar on Siegel in Bushwick. Or Welcome to the Johnsons. Or, hell, any bar within a half-mile of Washington Square Park.

Imette was 24, right? Did her license have a "should be kept away from sexual predators when drunk" restriction that an optical scanner woulda picked up?

"Today we begin the process of insuring that the safest big city in the world also has the safest nightlife," said Councilman Peter Vallone Jr. (D-Queens), formerly the single least popular guy at Fordham.

Imette Law is Passed [NYP]

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Back Monday, I Promise 

And this is what I have to look forward to:

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

In case you noticed... 

I'm on vacation, by the way. All week in beautiful Minneapolis, Minnesota.

Thursday, July 20, 2006



Monday, July 17, 2006

Dear Washington Mutual, 


Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Nope, Pretty Much Spot On 

I think that Alex just looks annoying in his photo, cackling with cigarette-laden hand in the air, wrist cocked back. Like someone who would laugh with insufferable vigor at his own jokes. Perhaps he is nothing like this in real life, but that's what his pic conveys to me.

Monday, June 19, 2006


You can tut-tut all damn day if you like, but I'm buying a drink for the first person to post my embarrassing Facebook pictures.

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