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Sunday, April 30, 2006

Bob Dylan Gets Better Email Than You 

Today's e-mail comes from John Rudolph. ... He writes, "Dear Bob: I've got a hammerhead of a mother-in-law, an ugly, evil-lookin' old woman, so pitiful. She's careworn, drawn and pinched — gaunt and lank. I bought her a new chair, but she won't let me plug it in. She belittles me, depreciates me, disparages me. She downgrades me, berates me, censures me and condemns me, libels me and raps me, dismisses me and rejects me. Could you please play a song for her?" Well, thanks for the letter, John. Your wish is our command.

It's All Right, Ma: Bob Dylan Turns D.J. [NYT]
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Down with Cummerbunds 

Hung over.

Missed Ludacris, met Tucker Carlson. Oh, Washington.
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Friday, April 21, 2006

WATCHING THIS BEFORE I HAD MY COFFEE HAS RUINED ME FOR THE REST OF THE DAY 



CAB CALLOWAY OMG MAX FLEISCHER WTF DOG BOYFRIEND ROTOSCOPING I WANT TO DANCE LIKE THAT
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Monday, April 17, 2006

Ineffectual? Sure. But No Way Is He Worse Than John Fucking Kyl 

From Time's list of the "Worst Senators":

In February [Mark] Dayton, 59, made another notable blunder. The Mayo Clinic, which is in Rochester, Minn., was opposed to a South Dakota — based company's plan to expand its railroads into Rochester because it would mean dozens of trains passing by the clinic each day. Dayton told FORTUNE magazine the Mayo Clinic is "worth a hell of a lot more than the whole state of South Dakota." He later apologized for the remark.


Correction: That remark actually makes him the best Senator.
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Saturday, April 01, 2006

FUCK YES 


Skydome Lounge - The area's only revolving roof top lounge with the best view of Washington, DC. Opens daily at 4:30 pm. Hungry Hour Buffet Monday - Friday 5:00 pm - 7:00 pm. Dancing nightly - cover charge. DJ Thursday through Saturday. Karaoke every Wednesday and Sunday
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