Thursday, March 03, 2005
You Know, I Never Would've Passed Without That Princeton Review Course
High School About To Become Less Tolerable
For those keeping score at home, the list of rights you have when you enter a public school currently reads:
1st Amendment
2nd Amendment
3rd Amendment
4th Amendment
5th Amendment
6th Amendment (Note: Amendments 5 and 6 no longer apply to anyone)
7th Amendment
8th Amendment (High School is built around "unusual punishments." On the plus side, they can't kill ya' anymore!)
9th Amendment
10th Amendment
Frankly, that's a still a few too many for my taste. But don't worry, parents -- they'll be quartering soldiers in your rowdy teenager's room by next fall. In fact, I think ABC's developing a show about it. Unenumerated Rights -- Thursdays at 10! |
On the East End of Long Island, the East Hampton School District is venturing into this terrain with a proposal to use breath analyzers on students suspected of being intoxicated in high school.
For those keeping score at home, the list of rights you have when you enter a public school currently reads:
3rd Amendment
7th Amendment
9th Amendment
10th Amendment
Frankly, that's a still a few too many for my taste. But don't worry, parents -- they'll be quartering soldiers in your rowdy teenager's room by next fall. In fact, I think ABC's developing a show about it. Unenumerated Rights -- Thursdays at 10! |
