Wednesday, March 16, 2005
SPRING BREAK!!!
Posting is, as I'm sure you've noticed, light. And I am, as you'd notice if you were here, a little drunk right now.
So -- amuse yourselves elsewhere, you goddam leeches, with this, which I thought was funny.
I'll be back with my trademarked blend of trowelled "satire" and impotent outrage by week's end, I promise. Until then, I'm lifting my shirt for beads, fellating Snoop Dogg, and wearing a few scant square centimeters of cloth as I whore myself before MTV cameras to the professional tunesmithery of A Simple Plan in Cancun. Or, I'm drinking Olde English and watching Fawlty Towers DVDs in a dorm room, it's your choice. |
So -- amuse yourselves elsewhere, you goddam leeches, with this, which I thought was funny.
I'll be back with my trademarked blend of trowelled "satire" and impotent outrage by week's end, I promise. Until then, I'm lifting my shirt for beads, fellating Snoop Dogg, and wearing a few scant square centimeters of cloth as I whore myself before MTV cameras to the professional tunesmithery of A Simple Plan in Cancun. Or, I'm drinking Olde English and watching Fawlty Towers DVDs in a dorm room, it's your choice. |
