Sunday, February 20, 2005

The Discourse Is, At This Point, A Superfund Site 

Time Magazine's "Blog Of the Year," POWERINTENSITYNETLINE, still riding the wave of their successful campaign to imprison (and hang, like we useta doit back'n Dubyadubya Too!) Jimmy Carter (the former President and Nobel Peace Prize winner, not the submarine) for treason, continue to demonstrate the frank, honest, straight-talk that has made them Time Magazine's "Bestest Blog Ever." When a post of theirs was challenged by a lesser blog, one that Time Magazine has never even heard of, POWERINTENSITYNETLINE bloggers responded with their typical award-winning rhetorical prowess:

You dumb shit, he didn't get access using a fake name, he used his real name. You lefties' concern for White House security is really touching, but you know what, you stupid asshole, I think the Secret Service has it covered. Go crawl back into your hole, you stupid left-wing shithead. And don't bother us anymore. You have to have an IQ over 50 to correspond with us. You don't qualify, you stupid shit.

The P-ETC. blogger who wrote that was Harvard Graduate and attorney at asbestos-defending firm Faegre and Benson, John H. Hinderaker. You may know him better by his nom de ridiculously-stupid-for-a-grown-man, GIANT ENGORGED GUN... er, HINDROCKET. Feel free to shoot him a super extra-polite note about his continued misrepresentation of the Gucket story (he still refers to left-wing bloggers "posting" nude pictures of Jeff/James -- as if we stole them from his nightstand) at POWERINTENSITYNETLINE@GMAIL.COM!!!! -- I know I will.

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