Saturday, December 11, 2004

Let's Make Michael Powell Earn His Paycheck 

FCC Wary of Greeks Baring Gifts at Games
In response to one or more indecency complaints, the Federal Communications Commission has asked NBC to send it tapes of its coverage of the Summer Olympics Opening Ceremonies in Athens, the network confirmed late yesterday.

It's been revealed recently that most FCC indecency complaints come from only a few individuals -- that is, though the Commission may recieve hundreds or thousands of letters, there are only a few unique complaints that aren't form letters from well-funded conservative organizations.

Which means each individual complaint must wield a great deal of power and influence. Therefore, I will now be sending letters of complaint to the FCC on a semi-regular basis regarding just about everything I see on network tv or hear on the radio, and I recommend you do the same. For New York viewers tonight, the following programs are sure to cause outrage:

Robbie the Reindeer in Legend of the Lost Tribe
CBS 2 Dec 11 08:30pm
Robbie discovers a mythical lost tribe of Viking warriors who help save his friends from the evil Blitzen.

Cast: Ben Stiller, Hugh Grant, Britney Spears, James Belushi, Brad Garrett, Leah Remini, Jerry Stiller, James Woods.

The cast features admitted non-christians Ben and Jerry Stiller, as well as immoral whoremonger Hugh Grant. How will I explain this to my children???

UPN 9 Dec 11 07:30pm
"I Pity the Fool",
Joan has trouble breaking up with Marcus, so her friends try to do it for her.

Cast: Tracee Ellis Ross, Golden Brooks, Persia White, Jill Marie Jones, Reggie Hayes, Rodney Van Johnson, Tre Wood, Theodore Borders, Larry O. Williams.
Director(s): Leonard R. Garner Jr..
Producer(s): Kelsey Grammer

Once again, note the involvement of degenerate amoral Hollywood drug-addicts like Grammer. Also, this show seems to be encouraging pre-marital sexual relations without demonstrating the consequences (i.e. pregnancy, unmentionable sin-related diseases, single-motherhood, damnation).

The Odd Couple
WB 11 Dec 11 09:00pm
"I Gotta Be Me", Episode #63.
A counselor suggests role reversal for Oscar and Felix.

No explanation necessary.

I will be drafting my letters of complaint by 10 o'clock tonight, and I recommend you do the same. Each and every night at prime time until every half-hour of American Entertainment is painstakingly combed over by our Moral Referees like some great Holy Tape Review. Jesus will personally thank you.

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