Wednesday, October 27, 2004
A Town Fulla Losers
Giant fork missing from Grand Forks, officials say
If it's anything like the typical Grand Forks resident, it'd been waiting to get the hell out of that wasteland for years. I expect it's cruising down I-29 right now, blasting "Thunder Road." It'll cruise though Fargo to Minneapolis, rent a house with a coupla guys from high school, start a band, open for the Jayhawks, almost get signed, then end up settling down in a deadend office job, visiting its parents back in ND every Thanksgiving.
Heaven's waiting on down the tracks, Fork!
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If it's anything like the typical Grand Forks resident, it'd been waiting to get the hell out of that wasteland for years. I expect it's cruising down I-29 right now, blasting "Thunder Road." It'll cruise though Fargo to Minneapolis, rent a house with a coupla guys from high school, start a band, open for the Jayhawks, almost get signed, then end up settling down in a deadend office job, visiting its parents back in ND every Thanksgiving.
Heaven's waiting on down the tracks, Fork!
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