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Thursday, April 15, 2004

Al-Qaeda Promises Not to Kill Brian Cox 

So, this last week we've learned something very important:

you can negotiate with terrorists.

Though it does help to bring in other terrorists, to aid in the negotiation.

Wait a second -- we can't let Iran help with Iraq! If they have a few drinks and start reminiscing about the old days, they'll find out about Reagan's hilarious scheme to support both sides of their War!

That will undermine the credibility of our mission! They may stop greeting us with open arms! What if Muammar Qadhafi hears about it and flies another airplane into Scotland! Beloved character actor Brian Cox would be killed! And he's not finished filming his role as Ward Abbott in the upcoming film The Bourne Supremacy!
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