Monday, March 15, 2004

Shots In the Dark 

Maxwell Smart to Head bin Laden Search
"Missed Him By That Much, Agent Reports

Smart is being brought in, of course, to replace Inspector Clouseau. Who, reportedly, was this close to capturing Osama just last week, but was sidetracked by a wacky ATV-chase through the desert, culminating in a spectacular prat fall into the Amu Darya river. At his debriefing, he was relieved of his command by Chief Inspector Dreyfus for his inability to pronounce "Tora Bora."

Though, frankly, Blake Edwards and Mel Brooks combined could not create a character as tragically bumbling and vainglorious as our own president:
"God loves you, and I love you. And you can count on both of us as a powerful message that people who wonder about their future can hear."

Oh, it's a very powerful message:

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