Monday, March 08, 2004

John Kerry: Taller Than the Guy Who Was Bigger Than Jesus 

As Drudge continues fishing for relevance with dynamite (you'd think a guy who models himself after Walter Winchell wouldn't be so prissy, but then you'd also think said guy would be able to get his dateline right), Kerry finishes his run in the coveted Max von Sydow role in the Broadway revival of The Seventh Seal and focuses on his campaign, which will feature a little more swearing than is generally associated with Presidential Politics (discounting Nixon and Geraldine Ferraro, who cursed like a sailor).

Asked why Angel was cancelled, Kerry answered,
"The American people deserve an answer now," Kerry said. "The immediate instinct of the Republicans and this administration was to shut it down."

I kid, I kid. It was actually a question about Freaks and Geeks.

If you're sick of the state of contemporary discourse, The Moonie Times has somehow found a way to make it crazier! This editorial seems to think Kerry ought to have more flags in his office, because the one on his lapel isn't big enough.

Extra disdain is reserved for this picture:

Not for its content, but for its composition, which is deciedly amateur. Even discounting the focus issues, there's the distracting light source in the upper-right corner, and that weird guy with the unfortunate facial hair growing out of Kerry's left shoulder.

No one seems to be too worked up about this photo, oddly:

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