Sunday, April 30, 2006
Bob Dylan Gets Better Email Than You
Today's e-mail comes from John Rudolph. ... He writes, "Dear Bob: I've got a hammerhead of a mother-in-law, an ugly, evil-lookin' old woman, so pitiful. She's careworn, drawn and pinched — gaunt and lank. I bought her a new chair, but she won't let me plug it in. She belittles me, depreciates me, disparages me. She downgrades me, berates me, censures me and condemns me, libels me and raps me, dismisses me and rejects me. Could you please play a song for her?" Well, thanks for the letter, John. Your wish is our command.
It's All Right, Ma: Bob Dylan Turns D.J. [NYT] |
Down with Cummerbunds
Friday, April 21, 2006
WATCHING THIS BEFORE I HAD MY COFFEE HAS RUINED ME FOR THE REST OF THE DAY
Monday, April 17, 2006
Ineffectual? Sure. But No Way Is He Worse Than John Fucking Kyl
From Time's list of the "Worst Senators":
Correction: That remark actually makes him the best Senator. |
In February [Mark] Dayton, 59, made another notable blunder. The Mayo Clinic, which is in Rochester, Minn., was opposed to a South Dakota — based company's plan to expand its railroads into Rochester because it would mean dozens of trains passing by the clinic each day. Dayton told FORTUNE magazine the Mayo Clinic is "worth a hell of a lot more than the whole state of South Dakota." He later apologized for the remark.
Correction: That remark actually makes him the best Senator. |
Saturday, April 01, 2006
FUCK YES
Skydome Lounge - The area's only revolving roof top lounge with the best view of Washington, DC. Opens daily at 4:30 pm. Hungry Hour Buffet Monday - Friday 5:00 pm - 7:00 pm. Dancing nightly - cover charge. DJ Thursday through Saturday. Karaoke every Wednesday and Sunday|
